if i type 's' into google chrome it autofills with your ask page

is this a confession of love or


"kill all - "

i’m going to stop you right there you lil shit


okay josh

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i wanna know what people were thinking when they started drinking milk. like who the fuck just

"hey man im thirsty. lemme go dring that cows boob juice real quick. that sounds so refreshing and not creepy at all."

seiously. what the fuck.

Eggs are even weirder.

"Dude, that bird just shat a rock.

How much you wanna bet I won’t eat it?”

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clothes and occasion dresses on tbdress

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