cockchomp:

not killing myself is a personal achievement but you cant really brag about that at dinner parties

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cabinporn:

Riverside a-frame in Seward, Alaska.

Contributed by Joshua Langlais.

drarna:

in hell you have to explain every one of your text posts to a sweet old lady from the 1800s

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"I’m an adult, but not like a real adult"

- anyone between the ages of 18 and 25 (via prettyboystyles)

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the-modern-muckraker:

"girl-friend-in law" lmfao

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nicevagina:

I’m looking at web development jobs to apply for and it’s so fucking amusing looking at what they’re asking for.

They’ll give you a long list of essential credentials that are incredibly specific and fine tuned to their company. 

I don’t know what they’re expecting but no one is going to check all your boxes unless they either A) work for you already B) are extremely experienced.

You’re not going to get that at a starting wage of £20k annual wage mate, what the fuck are you hoping for.